Wicked Awesome Pie

Check this baby out. I KNEW foods1 in highschool would pay off. Sure, Sarah made the insides and everything...but I rolled the crust. Yee-ah!
Sadly, the missus won't let me eat any of it...Oh wretched man that I am, who will save me from this body of death?

Did someone throw up on this thing?!?!

Yeah,
Sorry for the butt-ugly blog layout. I'm working on it, but I think I've discovered that I have absolutely no artistic sense at all. None. Nada.
So...in the meantime, try not to stair at it for extended periods. (It could cause abdominal cramping and nausea)

Saraaahh...help me!!!!